Oh, this is just too rich. In this week’s guest post on Chronicle of a Wayward Son, Cordelia’s Mom a/k/a CookieCakes admits that she is jealous of other bloggers, INCLUDING ME.
I’ve known all along that I am the better blogger, and judging by the increased number of followers I gained this week, people are beginning to come over to my side – the real side.
It’s become clear that CookieCakes herself is starting to realize that I am the dominant personality. In her guest post, she even alludes to an urge to kill off CookieCakes so that I am the winner. Yes! Character suicide! She has never threatened to kill me off; therefore, I must be the real blogger.
Some of our readers have stated that they are finding the whole mirror blog concept confusing. It’s really very easy to explain, people – I am real; CookieCakes is fake. Why else would people be following me instead of her?
I have this to say directly to CookieCakes: Get off your soapbox, bitch. There’s a reason I’m in your head, and it’s time you accepted it. I am the queen – you are merely my lowly servant. So why don’t you stop whining, close up shop as Cordelia’s Mom, and come over here instead – I’m sure both our readers would be happy about it. I await your response.
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